How to convince me to come over…
Our chat session:
M: Where are you going to party tonight?
C: I don’t know
C: I wanted to dance
C: But I have to convince my friend
C: Badly organized party
C: Fuck me
M: Well good luck with convincing your friend!
C: Can you dance?
C: Wanna join me?
M: Well as I already found out your standards are quite high, do not know if I can meet your dance standards. But tonight is not the night for me. Tomorrow would be great.
C: Aha what standards you know I ‘m kidding right! I’m just into girls who shake their moneymakers (quoting James Brown here, not some silly post modern R&B bitch) with me
M: Hahahaha… You are funny and sharp, mister! Would love to meet you tomorrow. And do realize I am not a girlie girl any more! 😉
C: Jeez the bastard just told me he’s still stuck in Belgium… I hate my life right now
M: Well you can go alone or put some great headphones on and play some great sounds while dancing and drinking beer… 😉
C: I can turn my apartment into a club
M: And invite everybody you know and let them bring their own booze or whatever they need…
C: Challenge accepted
C: Come dance with me
C: I have bubbles
C: But you can’t because I am a stranger
C: Fuck those rules
M: Oh well, I dont care you are a stanger….
C: I dont think we can meet tomorrow, gonna have a goodbye drink
C: Or maybe late
C: My epic night is going to turn into Netflix and chill
M: So you are telling me ‘it is now or never?’ Hahahaha….
C: I am pure evil I know
M: I already understood that part of you. Where do you live?
M: Well it is only 8 minutes by bike, so I could consider….
M: How is the challenge going? Got some people to come over later?
C: No I have no one
C: It is too late
C: I am sorry I should have asked you out earlier
M: Anyway, we can have a drink right?
C: Yeah fuck people it’s just me and cava here…
M: Ok, c u in 30 minutes
C: Alright! 30 mins! It’s a lot!
M: Prefer to stay alone?
C: No it is perfect!
I am such a sucker for good looking 20-somethings. He knew exactly how to play ‘you should feel sorry for me, so you have to come over’ – my weak spot. Great sex fortunately….